A is for amazing, he likes to think he is.
N is for the nights and days he’s always at his biz.
D is for the drop or twelve of lovely Cyprus brandy.
R is for the razorblades, in shop he keeps them handy.
I is for the himmigrant, who cooks the English dish.
K is for his home Gibros, to see her free’s his wish.
O is for obesity, a clever word for fat.
S for jumbo sausage, he’s very proud of that!


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